What can I say, I made a hot chick!

It seems that at some point every night I'll dream about running away from someone/thing and possibly getting into a firefight of some sort. Last night was no different although the details remain somewhat faded in the haze that is my morning.

I remember a steep hill sparsely covered with brush. I remember a high speed chase and a giant mechanical sphere. I believe sniper rifles were involved. It was intense.

After that I dreamt of a movie set. I do that a lot these days. It was getting to be night and we had all just been informed that while some people were being cut most of us were going to have to stay the night. I was excited at the prospect of extra pay though a little worried that my ride was cut and I'd have to find a new way home.

After awhile a PA came over and saw me and got angry. Apparently I was supposed to still have a beard and I had just shaved the night before. The walked off in a huff saying they'd figure something out. I was then brought over to see the director, none other than Philip Seymour Hoffman! He seemed annoyed that I didn't look like I was supposed to and he began quizzing me on my favorite movies. I can't remember what I said to the man, only that I couldn't believe he was actually talking to me.

I went back to where the other extras were, though I'm not sure if I was an extra in this film or had just been demoted to one. At any rate there were several girls there who quickly surrounded me and began remaking me into a woman. They said with my long hair I'd make a beautiful girl and then they could use me again in the film. Well they weren't lying, when they were done with me my hair was all feathered and blonde and looked amazing and somehow my lips got more full and I looked like a woman. I actually looked a lot like an Ex of mine...

Flash forward to the filming day being done and I'm walking out into a parking lot, still dressed like a lady, and who do I run into but the Ex that I look like! Apparently seeing herself was a huge turn on and she took it as a sign that I wanted to get back together with her. So she walks up to me and gives me a huge embrace and she starts kissing me. While that is happening my current girlfriend arrives on the scene and just watches. I pull away from the Ex and try to explain to my girlfriend what is going on. She seems nonplussed about the whole thing and I'm just standing there confused. They start talking and I think they work something out so that if I'm dressed up like the Ex she can have me and when I'm dressed like "me" then my girlfriend gets me.

I dunno. I don't know what to say about that.